2042 sees Cockatiels as the most dominant pet species living on earth.
Mind controlling their owners to be fed nothing but seeds. Cockatiels have
become the go-to pet of the century; their screams are a delight and their
poops are cherished. Owning a pet cockatiel means advances in society.

These birds have evolved, discovering and perfecting a form of bird
hypnosis. Stomping their way over keyboards, shredding their way through paper,
hypnotising us through those beady black eyes, they are a symbol of mass
destruction in this world today.

Humans have been mind controlled!

Equipped with a built-in razor head, tribal red cheek markings, ear
piercing screams and unbearably good looks, humans will need to discover a way
to live and exist together in company of the cockatiel. Through trial and
error, researching and observing the cockatiels behaviour, humans have been
able to decode many threatening gestures before hypnosis is cursed upon us.

Wild cockatiel behaviour ranges from licking walls and other things,
hissing at noodle dishes and, aggressively not eating their vegetables. They’re
renowned for their wide feet waddle, to die for mohawk, fast metabolism and the
capability to defecate instantaneously.

Savagely entering into our hearts, these birds are capable of forming
unbreakable bonds with their chosen human. Love shown through regurgitation,
hair pulling and hours of repetitive squealing. Staying on its good side, the
cockatiel enjoys the finer things in life such as playing dress ups,
basketball, skateboarding and shiny things.

As the most feared animal walking this earth, it is our mission to
spread awareness into the minds of the cockatiel, so we can cohabit this earth
safely.